The niche I really want

I help highly sensitive, empathic type A, overachievers who are outwardly intellectual and secretly spiritual, sometimes people pleasers and often perfectionistic, with anxiety, unhealed attachment wounds, a self-help addiction, and small “t” trauma overcome their existential crisis so that they can consciously create a life of meaningful and aligned purpose, real fulfilling relationships, radiant health and wellness, and more abundance than they ever dreamed possible.

Now that’s a little tongue in cheek, but I’m also totally serious. I want to help people like me create things in life that I have achieved or really want.

Can somebody help me refine this and pare it down?