25 Failures

I’m struggling coming up with 25 failures this quarter for my impossible online business goal. Some actions I can do is launch a program, make 2 freemiums, be on social media 5x a week, etc. But how do I fail 25 times?? Should I make my 2 freemiums be 2 different fails? And would missing 5x a week on social media be a fail each week or a fail one time? Does my question make sense??