Grab ass


The idea of grab ass and food protocol was not sticking with me until when I explained it to my husband and actually gave the food names (of male friends in my life). Flour is named Phil, Sugar is named Sam, and Dairy is Dennis. Now it is just weird – but hilarious!

I have lost about 15 pounds, mostly on protocol but confusing joy eats with grab ass. I would never cheat on my husband, but the idea that I can quit on myself is very difficult to overcome. I am telling myself that I am learning, to give myself grace, but man is it work.