The Life Coach School Coach Certification

I want to get certified through The Life Coach School. My problem is that I am currently unemployed and have no income coming in. I know my only option is to get a job and start bringing in income then join coach certification but I don’t want to get a job. My thought is that I’m not good enough to get a high paying remote job and that its too hard. When I think these thoughts, I feel depressed and then I don’t put any effort into applying for jobs, I don’t create multiple resumes or write cover letters, I don’t work on my portfolio and I buffer with social media, audiobooks, Netflix, podcasts and food. Resulting in not having a high paying remote job and no life coach certification $$. Can you help me move to an aligned model?