I feel like my husband says things to get a response out of me.

For example, I made loaves of bread and set them out. When I got up in the morning, I noticed that the loaf had been torn into, like in the middle. It ruined the loaf. I thought maybe one of my children did that but I asked my husband if he did. He said yes. Then, he followed that yes with: “I knew it would make you mad, but I didn’t really care.”

Why would he say that?

It’s like he is trying to trigger me!

How can I find my inner woo woo when I want to laser beam him with my eyes until he melts into a puddle on the floor?